Numbers

Baths my son has had today:  3
Fecal smearing incidents I have cleaned up today: 3
Times my son has thrown up from the stress of losing his favorite toy: 1
Loads of laundry I have done today: 3
Loads of laundry still needing to be done: 5
Temptations to runaway from home today: 10
Times I have been forced back to reality: 30